(If you used a Self-Activating Coffee, discard it)
So, you’ve finally arrived at this point. This is the cave to Hades. The cave is deep and scary. Being the klutz you are, you will probably kill yourself. That’s why you brought your spelunking equipment, right?
I THOUGHT DYING WAS THE POINT (Note: I'm going to say dying in a cave is the same as being burried)